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earning Girl Scout patches

Monkey has had a very active year this year in Girl Scouts.  I’m drowning in patches.  It’s a good thing, though, because she’s been getting out and doing things that she wouldn’t normally do because, well, because I’m sometimes a lazy parent and don’t really feel like doing things.  There.  I said it.  Don’t get me wrong, we do fun things together but often “maybe next time” comes out instead of “sure!”

Hey, at least I’m honest, right?  But I digress.

She’s having a great time, too.  They meet on Tuesday afternoons at 4:00.  Starting this past January, I’ve been working Tuesday mornings until 1:00 and if Monkey doesn’t get her school work done while I work, it makes for a long afternoon between work and Girl Scouts.

One Tuesday – I think it might have been last Tuesday – Monkey chose to leave her backpack at home that morning and couldn’t get her work done.  On the way home from work, I explained to her that she would have to finish her school work before we left for Girl Scouts or we wouldn’t go.  Time would be short and we still had to do the other lessons that we normally save for after I get home from work.

She didn’t like that much.  She got upset and started apologizing for leaving her backpack at home.  I understood where she was coming from and told her as much but school still needed to be done before Girl Scouts.  We went back and forth with this and tears started to flow.

“But what if I miss a patch?”

Little Man had remained quiet during all this but then he says,  ”I guess you’ll earn a crying patch.”

My expression must have been priceless because when I glanced back behind me, Monkey started laughing.

The Empire Strikes Back

I have to tell you, Little Man cracks.  me.  up.

Just the other night he had me in tears, TEARS I tell you, with something completely innocent that he asked.  Now, to be truthful, while what he said was funny, it probably wasn’t THAT funny, but I was trying really hard to hold the giggles in so he wouldn’t think I was laughing at him.  When you try and keep giggles contained, they become like tribbles.  There’s just no containing them.

We were watching The Empire Strikes Back and Han Solo is being put in the carbon freezing chamber.  Little Man was very concerned about it.  He started asking, “What are they doing?  Why is he going in there?”

As they lifted Han Solo out, Little Man’s final question sent me tumbling over the edge of laughter.

“Why did they make him a chocolate bar?”

This story was also shared over at Thingsmychildsays.com, a fun new website with… well… funny things kids say.  Check it out for giggles and laughs.

Funny things from a Four-Year-Old

“I left my patience at home.”

“I’m over it.” Over what? “I’m over all this driving”

“Mommy, that’s the last hug you get” Why? “Because I stole all your hugs….  Weeelll, maybe I have a few more.”

(and from a three-and-a-half-year-old – Little Man’s little cousin)

“No, my dad goes to Thailand to fly with strangers.” His daddy has done mission work in Thailand.

“I got my flu shot at the animal clinic.” They take donated stuffed animals to a health clinic.

“You people are giving me a nervous breakdown.”

Potty talk

Here’s a conversation I was witness to the other day.  It was all Trey and I could do to keep a straight face.  But before I go any further, let me explain that it involves the toilet and whether or not it has been flushed.  You know the saying, “If it’s yellow, let it mellow.  If it’s brown, flush it down.”?  Well, as adults, Trey and I sometimes follow this – old habit from when we were in a drought – but we always encourage the kids to flush every time.

Heard from Little Man in the bathroom:

“Daddy, you didn’t…! ”  Little feet pad down the hallway.

“Daddy, come with me.  Come with me.”  They walk down the hall together.

“Did you do this?”

“Nope, not me,”  Trey says, possibly because it’s what the kids tell us all the time.  Payback, you know.

“You have to flush when you use the bathroom!”

“Ok, I’ll do better next time.”

Nothing like being scolded by an almost-4 year old.

Check out Potty Training Power for more cute potty success stories!

Happy Birthday, Monkey!

Today is my little baby girl’s birthday.  She’s 7.  Thursday I was watching a dvd that I had made back when her daddy was in Afghanistan and Monkey was 1.  In my mind, she is still that cute little toddler exploring her toys and the house, squealing at our old golden retriever, with cute little red curls all around her head.

Now, she’s a sassy big 7 year old, with a missing tooth from a playground fight that fell out one morning while eating rice krispies.

Today, she’s getting a razor scooter from mommy and daddy.  I’m sure we’ll be making a trip to the emergency room within the next year or so.

Next week, Mawmaw and Pawpaw are coming to visit for Monkey’s pool party and they’re bringing her twin cousins.  She is SO excited.  One of the gifts from Mawmaw and Pawpaw is a skateboard.  Yep, emergency room, here we come.

Wanna know a funny story?  I had to take Little Man shopping with me for the presents while Monkey was off with one of her friends for her friend’s birthday celebration.  I found the pink scooter and a cool skateboard.  Called Mawmaw to let her know what to look for (we were both at Target at the same time – love that!).  They didn’t have the right board so I offered to pick it up for them.

That evening, this transpired:

Him:  ”Monkey, guess what we got you today!”

Me:  ”Shush, Little Man!!  It’s a secret”

Him:  ”Guess what we got!”

Her:  ”What is it?”

Me:  ”No, Little Man!!”

Him:  ” A skateboard!”

Her:  ”I got a skateboard?”

Me:  ”No!”

I’m guessing that I’m not going to be able to take Little Man with me shopping for Christmas, either, like I used to.

Gone Fishin'

Little did I know that when I posted my “gone fishin’” notice, that we would actually go fishing.

There is a fishing pier at the beach where we vacationed.  I remember from childhood and early teen years what it was like to go out on a fishing pier and watch the fishermen.  I even fished on occasion.  My dad had bought me a nice ocean fishing rod and we would go out on Crystal Pier at Wrightsville Beach and fish in the wee early morning.  I loved it.  And I still have that fishing rod.

When I realized that there was a fishing pier, taking the kids to the pier became the one thing I wanted to do while we were at the beach.  Other than playing in the sand and surf with the kids, that is.  Pawpaw is a big fisherman.  He loves to go out fishing and they even planned to take the kids once they had gone back home.  He joined us on the pier and I’m so glad he did.  It was so much fun watching the kiddos watch other people fish.  They pointed and asked questions.  They stuck their heads out through the rails to look down at the moving water.

When we got out to the end of the pier, there was a rope stretched across with a sign that said  something like “only mackeral fishing beyond this point,”  which was a simple but effective barricade for observers like us.  However, there was one man out there fishing that motioned us forward.  I think he knew the kids were harmless and extremely curious.  As we walked around, there was another young fisherman (I’d say he was about 12 years old, give or take a year.  I’m not good at judging kids in that age-range) nearby catching bait fish for fun.  He saw Monkey and Little Man and completely took them under his wing.

My kids got to go fishing for the first time that day.

This young fisherman was so good and so energetic about fishing, his attitude was contagious.  Not only were we enthralled with him, but other families visiting the pier with their children were drawn to his little corner of the pier.  He would toss out his rig to the bait fish swarming below, hook a few, then let Monkey and Little Man take turns reeling them in.  He would take the fish off the hook and let them hold the fish, then toss it back in.

They were both timid about holding the fish, at first, but they got over their hesitation quickly.  Pretty soon they were tossing fish over the edge regularly.  Even those caught by other people.  Monkey had one that she wanted to throw over, but Little Man asked to see it.  She gave it to him, but told him “don’t throw it over, I want to do that.” As soon as she gave it to him, he ran to the side and tossed the fish.  “HEY!” she cried.  Then he ran over to the afore mentioned sign hanging across the rope barricade, pointed to it and said, “see this sign?  It says only boys throw fish over.  Only boys.” He’s a smart one, that kid.

I took a picture of Little Man showing with his hands how big the biggest fish was that he caught.  There’s a scant eight inches between his hands – which was pretty accurate, but by the time he came home, he was telling everyone about the “monster fish” he caught.  He would stretch one hand as high over his head as he could and the other as low as he could, angling his body just so to make the space between his hands as big as possible to show how large this monster fish was.  Neither I, nor Pawpaw told him how to tell fishing tales; it’s instinctive in this kid.

I’m so glad we decided to “go fishin” that night.  I can’t wait until next year – I’ll bring my own fishing pole and then we can all catch fish.

funny things kids say

I sat the kids in front of the original Star Wars movie this afternoon.

Me:  ”Did you know this movie is 31 years old?”

Monkey:  ”And people still watch it?”

Funny things kids say

Me:  Little Man, why don’t you wear these cowboy boots?  I bet they fit you now.

Little Man:  I don’t want to.

Me:  Why not?

Little Man:  Because those are for hee-hawing.

 

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Me:  Can I help you with that?

Little Man:  Nope.  I have it all under the troll.

Top 10 mommy list

My blogger friend Tara gave me this idea of a top 10 list.  Her list was a top 10 of things she says all the time.  I think I’m gonna switch it to a Top 10 List of things I thought I would never say.  Enjoy (and how many of these things have you said, too?)

 
10.  Wait until  your daddy gets home.
 
9.  Yes, you do have to go outside and play.
 
8.  I’m gonna jerk a knot in you.
 
7.  You’ll poke your eye out.
 
6.  Finish that cheeseburger if you want dessert.
 
5.  Because I said so, that’s why.
 
4.  Sure, you can watch another movie.
 
3.  We’ll see.
 
2.  How about we bake cookies for a snack?
 
1.  You kids are making me crazy!
 
And just to balance the tables, here is a top 10 list of things I always say, even if I have to force myself to whenever I’m having one of “those” days:
 
10. Good job!
 
9.  Please.
 
8.  Thank you.
 
7.  I’m very proud of you.
 
6.  Can I have a hug and/or kiss?
 
5.  You’re my bestest boy/girl.
 
4.  Are you making good choices?
 
3.  Let’s go show Daddy.
 
2.  Tell me a story.
 
1.  I love you.
 
 
What’s on your top 10 list?
 
 

To pee or not to pee…

Little Man walked awkwardly down the hall towards us , trying really hard to keep his legs from touching each other.

 
“Did you just have an accident?”
 
Sadly, “yeah.”
 
Monkey turns to look at her brother, asks,
 
“Are your pants wet, Little Man?”
 
“yeah,”  the wet stain covers his pants like a pair of chaps.  He continues his bowlegged walk towards me.
 
Monkey turns back, carrying her book from the hall to the kitchen, raises her eyebrows and  quietly, with a bit of bored amazement and just a hint of inflection, says,
 
“wow.”